This is the autographed and witnessed Status and Life Affidavit of Simon Howard of the House of Rook. It contains testimony that I am a living man standing under God on the land, that I am not the debtor but the secured party creditor. I also rebut the 12 presumptions of law, am not bound by any contracts that I have not consented to, affirm my rights as a living man, and copyright my trade names.